... The music pounded over the speakers,
hammering the electricity in the room to a fine edge. It was Ol
Dirty Bastard (rest his soul), off his second solo album, and when the
chorus kicked in, the colored girls said: Jesus, Im rollin
witchu! Jesus, Im rollin witchu!
... Dumble smiled.
... His first shot took Iceman Dans
head clean off, the scattershot embedding itself into Pretty Boys
high cheekbones and rechristening One-Eyed Steve as No-Eyed Steve. Pretty
Boys howls of pain, in Dumbles ears, were the perfect soundtrack
to the vision of Iceman Dans demon form as it was dragged back down
to the lightless cities beneath.
... Dumbles smile widened, but pride
was a sin, so he wiped it off his face quick smart. Killing the wicked
and demonic was not a task one should gloat over, lest one become a like
sinner. Dumble set his jaw and went about his holy housecleaning.
... The rest of the Iceman Dan team, all
ex-Army, ex-Marines, ex-cons, dropped and rolled before Dumble could pump
the shotgun again, and his second shot went wide, shattering the one-way
mirror to the managers office. Behind his desk, Billy looked up,
mouth hanging open, but he kept a firm grip both on the bottle of booze
in one hand and the other on Tiny Tinas head bobbing up and down
in his lap.
... Dumble dodged to his left, throwing a
table on its side to cover the teams return fire. You sanctimonious
motherfucker! screamed the bowler named College, his shirt smeared
with Iceman Dans brains, Ive got free will, and Im
not afraid to use it!
... Dumble drew his .44 from inside his coat,
and used Colleges taunts to guide his aim. His mark was true, and
the fruits of Colleges mail-order B.A. in philosophy were splattered
all over the back bar. Had Dumble known College was a Sartre man, his
smile would perhaps have returned.
... What was left of the team opened fire
again, Stimeys Uzi a rapid-fire hornets nest of proud Israeli
death-dealing. Dumble ran to the other side of the room in a crouch, racking
the shotgun with one hand and popping loose shots with the Magnum. Beneath
the shattered window to Billys office, Dumble made a quick weapons
check, as across the bar, Smitty, Felcher, and Stimey slapped fresh clips
into place and prepared to war with their fates.
... Billy, meanwhile, had decided that if
anyone was gonna shoot up his place, itd better be somebody he wouldnt
mind raping later. He grabbed Tina by the pony tail and pulled her off
him, her mouth making a wet pop. Holding his pants up with one hand, he
grabbed the machete from under his desk. Approaching Dumble on panthers
feet, Billy sized up the back of the big preachers neck, and his
eyes made a dotted line across it: Cut Here.
... Lily could not bowl for shit, nor did
she really care to. Last time shed gone, she had barely scored in
the double digits. Perhaps she just had bony girl arms, or perhaps this
had been God telling her she was meant for a higher purpose than a perfect
300. Regardless, finally releasing her legs from their vise grip on the
pole, she somersaulted off the stage and hit the floor at a dead run,
swooping up Iceman Dans Brunswick bag in one well-manicured hand.
... Dumble saw her coming in hard from his
left, and brought the Magnum around to aim it at her cute little forehead.
But as he cocked back the hammer, the Light filled his eyes. Yes, the
girl bore dangerously down on him, but even were he blind, he could see
she was righteous in her fury. Her muscles lean and straining, her breasts
heaving and tassels spinningclearly, she jiggled in the name of
the one true God. If she was coming for him, then so be it, he thought.
Dumble decocked the pistol, pointed the barrel at the floor, and closed
his eyes.
... Lily had hefted some heavy ball bags
before, but this was ridiculous. Gripping the handle firmly with both
hands, she swung it around in an arc that nearly took her off her feet,
bony girl arms or no. As Billy raised the machete shoulder-high, Lily
swung in through the busted office window, smashing every tooth in his
head and driving his nose up into his right frontal lobe. He collapsed
to the ground, the last fall of this particular dirty-faced angel.
... Dumble, having felt no passing to a plane
any higher than this here mortal one, opened his eyes, and the Light filled
them once again. The Light held out a hand to him, and he gripped it gently,
fearing its holiness would sear his very flesh.
... As Dumble stood enraptured, Smitty, Felcher,
and Stimey ditched their heaters and took a quick-ass powder, sensing
that the getting was good so it was a good time to get.
... Dumble, thoroughly distracted, let them
run. Even though the constant slaughter of the lapdogs of Satan was his
holy duty, he also figured it was about time he started gunning for the
lap on which they sat. That brings us, if youll forgive and indulge
me, to a former street-fighting, Mexican Mafia-assassinating, dog fight-promoting
digression by the name of La Gorda.
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